She’s Major Trauma, the sole survivor of earth, raised in captivity and nurtured in isolation by a bastardized version of a sitcom family from the 1990’s. Her deviant antics of acrobatic awe have earned her the reputation as the number one contestant on The Space Odditorium, a deadly reality game show created by an alien race. Little is known about the Stowans except that they’re absolutely bonkers, but so is Major Trauma!
Now the fate of the human race lies in the hands of a lunatic earth girl. Let’s hope that she can focus her unstable mind long enough and get her $#*! together and win the battle for the control over her troubled mind.